Soccer Chaos for Littles

Jeff Mackler on January 21, 2026

Get them running, chasing, and Soccering.

Prepare for 40 minutes of pure, adorable chaos as your little ones take on their first soccer adventure! At this age, it’s less about goals and more about running in every direction (sometimes the right one), chasing after soccer balls (or dragons), and learning the art of “Soccering” (a.k.a. kicking the ball somewhere, anywhere). Our coaches will guide your mini-athletes through a series of fun games and drills that will have them giggling, moving, and discovering their inner soccer star – even if that means occasionally scoring on their own team. It’s all part of the fun!

Warning: side effects may include boundless energy, newfound foot coordination, and enthusiastic storytelling about how “I totally almost scored a goal today!”

Soccer Chaos for Littles

Jeff Mackler on December 12, 2025

Get them running, chasing, and Soccering.

Prepare for 40 minutes of pure, adorable chaos as your little ones take on their first soccer adventure! At this age, it’s less about goals and more about running in every direction (sometimes the right one), chasing after soccer balls (or dragons), and learning the art of “Soccering” (a.k.a. kicking the ball somewhere, anywhere). Our coaches will guide your mini-athletes through a series of fun games and drills that will have them giggling, moving, and discovering their inner soccer star – even if that means occasionally scoring on their own team. It’s all part of the fun!

Warning: side effects may include boundless energy, newfound foot coordination, and enthusiastic storytelling about how “I totally almost scored a goal today!”

Fitness & Agility for Sports (11-16)

Jeff Mackler on November 29, 2025

For Athletes Who are Serious About Improving

This is the part where your kid gets faster, stronger, and harder to catch.

Fitness & Agility for Sports is built to boost speed, acceleration, and change-of-direction skills so athletes stop running like baby giraffes and start moving like actual teammates you want on the field. Each player starts with an initial assessment, then works through a six-week progressive program, finishing with a final assessment and a take-home performance report with clear next steps (not just “run more”).

Each session includes:

  • Quick athlete briefing (what we’re doing and why)
  • Dynamic warm-up (not just standing in a circle touching toes)
  • Speed and agility skill work
  • Competitive games and “who’s actually faster” moments
  • Strength and power exercises
  • Cooldown so they can still walk the next day

Our coaching staff works with youth and teen athletes across multiple sports and focuses on smart training, real game speed, and staying on the field instead of on the injury list.

Cost: $155 per session (includes four 55-minute classes and a T-shirt)

Sundays 6PM – 7PM // 5-Week Sections

Goalkeeper Training Clinic (9-13)

Jeff Mackler on November 29, 2025

Beginner

Because somebody’s gotta stop all those shots.

Being a keeper isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the brave souls who dive at flying soccer balls, fling themselves into chaos, and occasionally get blamed for everything (sorry, it’s the job). Our Goalkeeper Training Clinic is built to sharpen reflexes, tighten technique, and build the confidence to stare down a striker without blinking.

Small groups mean more reps, more personalized instruction, and less standing around pretending you’re stretching. And leading the charge? A former professional player from Brazil—yes, actual Brazil, the country where they take soccer as seriously as we take coffee refills.

You’ll work on fundamentals, advanced shot-stopping, distribution, footwork, and the mental side of keeping (like how to stay calm when your defenders decide defending is optional).

Translation: If you’re a goalkeeper who wants to level up—or just someone who likes diving through the air dramatically—this clinic is for you.

Goalkeeper Training Clinic (11-15)

Jeff Mackler on November 29, 2025

Intermediate/Advanced Players

Because somebody’s gotta stop all those shots.

Being a keeper isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the brave souls who dive at flying soccer balls, fling themselves into chaos, and occasionally get blamed for everything (sorry, it’s the job). Our Goalkeeper Training Clinic is built to sharpen reflexes, tighten technique, and build the confidence to stare down a striker without blinking.

Small groups mean more reps, more personalized instruction, and less standing around pretending you’re stretching. And leading the charge? A former professional player from Brazil—yes, actual Brazil, the country where they take soccer as seriously as we take coffee refills.

You’ll work on fundamentals, advanced shot-stopping, distribution, footwork, and the mental side of keeping (like how to stay calm when your defenders decide defending is optional).

Translation: If you’re a goalkeeper who wants to level up—or just someone who likes diving through the air dramatically—this clinic is for you.

Soccer Chaos for Littles

Jeff Mackler on November 29, 2025

Get them running, chasing, and Soccering.

Prepare for 40 minutes of pure, adorable chaos as your little ones take on their first soccer adventure! At this age, it’s less about goals and more about running in every direction (sometimes the right one), chasing after soccer balls (or dragons), and learning the art of “Soccering” (a.k.a. kicking the ball somewhere, anywhere). Our coaches will guide your mini-athletes through a series of fun games and drills that will have them giggling, moving, and discovering their inner soccer star – even if that means occasionally scoring on their own team. It’s all part of the fun!

Warning: side effects may include boundless energy, newfound foot coordination, and enthusiastic storytelling about how “I totally almost scored a goal today!”

Goalkeeper Training Clinic (9-13)

Jeff Mackler on October 2, 2025

Intermediate/Advanced Players

Because somebody’s gotta stop all those shots.

Being a keeper isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the brave souls who dive at flying soccer balls, fling themselves into chaos, and occasionally get blamed for everything (sorry, it’s the job). Our Goalkeeper Training Clinic is built to sharpen reflexes, tighten technique, and build the confidence to stare down a striker without blinking.

Small groups mean more reps, more personalized instruction, and less standing around pretending you’re stretching. And leading the charge? A former professional player from Brazil—yes, actual Brazil, the country where they take soccer as seriously as we take coffee refills.

You’ll work on fundamentals, advanced shot-stopping, distribution, footwork, and the mental side of keeping (like how to stay calm when your defenders decide defending is optional).

Translation: If you’re a goalkeeper who wants to level up—or just someone who likes diving through the air dramatically—this clinic is for you.

Goalkeeper Training Clinic (11-15)

Jeff Mackler on October 2, 2025

Beginner

Because somebody’s gotta stop all those shots.

Being a keeper isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the brave souls who dive at flying soccer balls, fling themselves into chaos, and occasionally get blamed for everything (sorry, it’s the job). Our Goalkeeper Training Clinic is built to sharpen reflexes, tighten technique, and build the confidence to stare down a striker without blinking.

Small groups mean more reps, more personalized instruction, and less standing around pretending you’re stretching. And leading the charge? A former professional player from Brazil—yes, actual Brazil, the country where they take soccer as seriously as we take coffee refills.

You’ll work on fundamentals, advanced shot-stopping, distribution, footwork, and the mental side of keeping (like how to stay calm when your defenders decide defending is optional).

Translation: If you’re a goalkeeper who wants to level up—or just someone who likes diving through the air dramatically—this clinic is for you.

Skill Builder (Ages 9-14)

Jeff Mackler on September 23, 2025

Beginner and Intermediate Players

Skill Builder is where kids level up their soccer without realizing they’re basically working out. Fast drills, small-sided games, and just enough chaos to keep them grinning while they learn.

Our coaches bring the hype (and a little structure) so players actually improve while still thinking it’s all fun and games. We split groups by age and skill, so nobody’s stuck in the wrong lane. Smaller groups = more touches, more mistakes, more do-overs, and way more progress.

Ball control, dribbling through traffic, crisp passing, smarter teamwork—yeah, we cover all that. But mostly, it’s soccer that doesn’t feel like homework.

Cost: $224 per session or a discounted $400 for both sessions if registered at once (includes eight 55-minute classes and a T-shirt)

Soccer Chaos for Littles

Jeff Mackler on September 23, 2025

Get them running, chasing, and Soccering.

Prepare for 40 minutes of pure, adorable chaos as your little ones take on their first soccer adventure! At this age, it’s less about goals and more about running in every direction (sometimes the right one), chasing after soccer balls (or dragons), and learning the art of “Soccering” (a.k.a. kicking the ball somewhere, anywhere). Our coaches will guide your mini-athletes through a series of fun games and drills that will have them giggling, moving, and discovering their inner soccer star – even if that means occasionally scoring on their own team. It’s all part of the fun!

Warning: side effects may include boundless energy, newfound foot coordination, and enthusiastic storytelling about how “I totally almost scored a goal today!”

Second Session Registration opens December 3, 2021. Priority given to Session 1 teams in good standing.

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